names

we greatly appreciate all the input we have received regarding baby names.
we will now enter a period of baby name testing.

testing criteria is as follows:

1. we will both practice yelling names in different situations:
cheering - sporting event
angry - just threw a rock at a window
scared - playing with broken glass of broken window
perplexed - decides to become a professional dancer
trepidation - climbs on top of the roof
schadenfreude - trips because we tied his shoelaces together

2. Possible negative nicknames:
albert - fat albert
david - davey crockett (not cool)
bob - square pants
saddam - former cruel dictator of iraq

3. name meanings:
fabio - bean farmer
reagan - son of the small ruler
jay - loud bird

4. family reaction:
Rockwell? hmm Rockwell. that's uh.....Rockwell?....oh..ok..that's great?